Friday, November 11, 2011

Planning Mets Headlines

We here at Mets Fever all lead very busy lives, with full time jobs, families, and commitments to other activities that sap time away from our daily lives.

Except for rob patterson, but that is besides the point.

So, it should come as no surprise that we try to have a few things for the blog ready in advance. For example, headlines are prepared weeks in advance. They have to be. We can't just come up with them in drunken stupors between shots of bad whiskey and bottles of cheap beer. Not all the time, anyway.

So, in an effort to give you guys a behind the scene look at what we do here at Mets Fever, I've decided to reveal some of this week's upcoming headlines.

Source Close to Buster Olney's Dog Say Mets Interested In Pujols

Reyes Spotted Wearing Miami Dolphins Jersey, Riots Ensue In Queens

Mr. Met "A Very Good Mascot, But Not A Superstar": Wilpon

David Wright Requests Trade From Alderson, In Company Fantasy League

Fence Changes At Citi Field On Hold; Fence Company Demands Payment Up Front

Lucas Duda Buys Entire Topps 2011 Collection, Cannot Find His Card

Jason Bay Attends Occupy Wall Street Rally Seeking Hitting Counsel

Josh Thole On NBA Lockout: "Maybe a Year Off's Not a Bad Idea."

See? We don't just sit around and get nothing done here. Bloggin is hard work, buddy.

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